04 Jan

New Year Sale

I’ll make this nice and simple for everyone.

For the entire month of January, I’m offering 25% off all conjunctions used within your copy, if you can prove you’ve heard at least five of the following words:

Happy

New

Year

Successful

Healthy

Prosperous

Resolution(s)

Relaxed/Relaxing

Drink/Drinking

Christmas

Weight

Diet

Depressing

Easter

Jools Holland


In addition to this, I’m offering 40% off all semi-colons and hyphens, if you can prove you’ve heard at least five of the following phrases:

‘Back to work’

‘Back to reality’

‘The first week back is always tricky’

‘It was relaxing / I got a chance to relax’

‘And all that you wish yourself’

‘The most successful year yet’

‘New business plan’

‘Just saw family … had too much to drink’

‘Watched the fireworks on TV’

‘Oh I know, me too… got to go on a diet now’

‘Dry January’

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